Adolph Hitler
Moral guidance and tea boy.

"Hang on, you're not Himmler..."

Gavin Locke
Extorsion and dancer.

"I'll break your fingers."

Lara Coleman (left)
Best boy grip.

"You can love your pets, you just can't *luuurve* your pets..."

Charlotte Middleton
Energy management consultant.

"Good morning birds, good morning trees..."

Nik Makepeace
Happiness and joy.

"Outrageous!"

Geoff Norburn and
Pope John Paul II
Suppliers of young boys
to the cast and crew.

"Have you finished in there yet?"

Rich Sidebottom
Entertainment on set.

"Perhaps if I undo this..."

Jo Farmer
Rampant beauty and
dishonesty lessons.

"Who wants a fight then?"

Dave Carter
Marriage guidance.

"No, no, I'm happy with the Mondeo..."

Dr James Walters
Brotherly love and
immoral support

"Most of the time I just guess..."

Tim Lawrence
Hair Stylist.

"Yeah, yeah!"

Gary Pready
A total cult.

"No, but I really do hate this coat..."

Hannar May
Stress Therapist.

"noooooO!"

Richard Price
Driver.

"Mat, what colour were those last lights?"

Meg Korsinsky
Batgirl to cast and crew.

"I don't fancy Bon Jovi!"

Claire Harrison & Marianne Carter
Drugs and fry-ups (respectively)

"Havn't they got Vimto?"